Hey everyone, I thought I’d help you all start your week on a fun note with a funny song I produced using ChatGPT and Suno. It’s all about our pet peeves and woes going out there servicing people’s pools. Here’s the link to the song you can listen to and the lyrics below. Enjoy!

Low pH and High Hopes

Verse 1

I pull up to your place, ready to get my clean on
But the gate is locked, your dog’s barking, and I’m already worn
Pool toys scattered everywhere like a soggy carnival show
It’s my daily mission, but sometimes I’d rather just go

Chorus (1st time, unchanged)

I’m your pool cleaner warrior, waging a chlorine crusade
You leave me baskets of debris, while I’m splashing in the shade
Floaties, doggy bombs, and covers weighed down with leaves
I soldier on with a grin—though it sure ain’t always a breeze

Verse 2

The water’s looking low, I can hear that pump complain
pH is on vacation, and the algae’s blooming again
You fiddled with the settings just to see what they do
Now I’m spending extra hours, trying to rescue your pool

I’m your pool cleaner warrior, waging a chlorine crusade
You leave me baskets of debris, while I’m splashing in the shade
Floaties, doggy bombs, and covers weighed down with leaves
I soldier on with a grin—though it sure ain’t always a breeze

Verse 3

I dream of crystal waters, with a filter running strong
But then I fish out newspapers—like the job’s gone wrong
Your last-minute demand—“Turn the heater on, I’m cold!”
I keep on smiling, though it’s really getting old

Bridge

Oh, I do this ‘cause I love it… (most days, anyway)
Got my skimmer, got my test kit, got my humor here to stay
I’ll turn the swamp to sparkle, though you mess with my routine
Just keep your pup away from me—this job ain’t always a dream

I’m your pool cleaner warrior, still on that chlorine quest
Battling grime and algae, I always do my best
Now the water’s shining bright, reflecting sunny skies
I’ll keep on skimming ‘til every last leaf complies

So next time you see me scrubbing ‘round your watery shore,
Remember: I’m the chlorine crusader, fighting leaves, debris, and more.
But if I find one more doggie bomb or newspaper surprise…
Don’t be shocked when you hear my sanity echo through the skies!